(LIST) Air Travel

  • Why do I always sit next to the woman who ordered the breakfast burrito w/ extra spicy sauce and hides it in her bag until we get to cruising altitude?
  • Flight delays lead to bad decisions…like ordering that Wendy’s “Baconator” twenty minutes before takeoff.
  • Once you get to ride in a plane that’s not fully packed with people…you are spoiled forever.
  • People wear weird things in the airport…my theory is that anybody who dresses ridiculous should understand that their wardrobe immediately qualifies them to be asked for a picture.
  • Why does every male flight attendant sound the same?
  • On my last flight, I saw a soldier get patted down by TSA. That seem wrong to anybody else?
  • I love it when the airline checkout clerks are kind. You know…on the 1/1,000,000 chance that it happens.
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