Kristen: I saw the dumbest thing on ‘General Hospital’ today.
Kristen: So, there’s this carnival that comes to Port Charles. And…well..the whole town decides to go.
Me: The whole town? Soap operas are so stupid.
Kristen: And then you see Edward Quartermain driving down the street and he just…uggh..passes out. And then his car crashes into the whole carnival.
Me: Wait. How did they do that?
Kristen: What do you mean?
Me: It’s on a soundstage. They drove a full size car through a soundstage?
Kristen: Yes. So now everybody is at the hospital.
Me: Oh, that’s ne-
Kristen: See, Jack is hurt and is gonna’ end up needing a kidney and Sarah knows that James is really Jack’s son, and not Bryan’s. James is going to end up giving Jack a kidney, I bet.
Kristen: He’s this guy. And Sonny has the guy working for him named Dante, but Dante is actually an undercover cop. AND SONNY’S SON! But only Angel knows.
Me: Please stop telling me this story.
Kristen: And Lucky suspects something is up with Dante because he caught him in Sonny’s office and only Joe and Tony have the security code to get in there.
Me: Okay. That’s it. I’m done.
Kristen: They think Edward is going to be okay…
It’s at this point I realize I’m not quite sure what the “dumb thing” was that my wife actually saw. I opted not to ask.