8 Things I Usually Think When I’m At The Gym

I’ve been trying to make more time for exercise. I like going to the gym, but it’s always a bit of a head game for me. Here are 8 Things I Usually Think When I’m At The Gym:

  1. Why is no one in this room fatter than me?
  2. Playing racquetball with THAT guy would suck.
  3. Man, my arms going to be huge.
  4. Some of these women need to put on clothes.
  5. I’ve gotta’ be burning at least 15,000 calories right now.
  6. I can lift that. Oh…ow…wait…wait…help!
  7. That trainer looks just little bit bored right now.
  8. Thank God that’s over. Let’s go get some ice cream.
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