Navigating Facebook…

I love They are consistently ahead of the curve on internet culture and I always find something interesting.

A few days ago, I caught one of their ‘field guides,’ where they shared to 20 People You Meet On Facebook. It was great and I thought I’d share it. Please note that this is not something I’ve written, but rather shared from the site and author Christine Friar.

  1. The Homeschool Mom – Peppers your feed with diaper-changing stories. Books: The Bible.

    “Every day I wake up feeling so blessed that God has blessed me with five beautiful blessings!”

  2. XxTweenCorexX – Wait, why does my computer suddenly smell like Abercrombie?

    “went 2 tha jUsTiN bIeBer show 4 Hailey’s 12th birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!! ke$ha made a surprise appearance!!!!!! best night EVER!!! luv my gurls (except you casey, we’re in a fite still)!!!”

  3. The Sojourner – Thinks you love living vicariously through his adventures.

    “Just woke up from our first night in Thailand. And I thought the Slavs knew how to party!”

  4. The Uncle Rico 0 Never got past high school.

    “Remember that time when we burned down Old Man McCutcheon’s barn and had to clean firetrucks for a month? Sometimes I wish I could go back to those days…”

  5. The Social Gamer – Failure at life, success at Farmville.

    “I just found a trashcan baby outside my meth lab! Come join in on the fun at Drug Wars.”

  6. The Free Thinker – This pseudo-intellectual thinks he was the first one to read Ayn Rand.

    “Political Views: It’s all part of the same machine. Religious Views: Yeah right!”

  7. The Intrusive Relative – All up in your biz.

    “Are you coming to this year’s reunion? Since your on the Clingensmith side, we’ll need you to bring a covered dish or dessert. Hope you can make it!”

  8. The WebMD – Polling the audience for every ailment.

    “X-rays came back inconclusive. Anyone know what it means if you’ve had the hiccups for six days and your left eye won’t stop twitching?”

  9. The Well Wisher – You never talk, but every year, like clockwork…

    “Happy Birthday!”

  10. The Vague Sadface – Always bothered by something, never explains why.

    “Sometimes I look back at the last 25 years and I just wonder, ‘What’s the point?'”

  11. The Spammer – What, you didn’t know your nephew was just hanging out in Nigeria this week?

    “I was mugged while traveling in Nigeria and can I have your credit card number to pay for my flight home?”

  12. The Everything But – So eclectic, but for a few minor exceptions.

    “I heart music! Music is my life. I like it all except for rap and country.”

  13. The Lovebird – This is what dreams are made of.

    “The past two weeks have meant more to me than you will ever know, @Sidney Jean Johnson <3"

  14. The Teen Mom – Just a reminder that parenting, and high school, are hard.

    “Studying for finals and Kendyll won’t stop crying :-* Think she has colic. Geometry is the worst!”

  15. The Casanova – Hide the knives.

    “if you’re in love and you don’t want anyone else get married immediately”

  16. The Fun Lover – Unlike everybody else, she enjoys being alive.

    “Likes: Hanging out with friends, Living life to the fullest, Having a good time.”

  17. The Inside Jokester – Loves making you feel left out because you didn’t go to her bachelorette party.

    “Hey girls, all I’m gonna say is, “Never sit down on a yellow fire hydrant before noon!”

  18. The Debbie Downer – Begging someone to pull the plug.

    “Woke up at 4:00 to the dog howling, turned out he’d dragged a live raccoon in through the doggie door. Needless to say, one rabies shot, twelve stitches and three animal control specialists later, I’m not too thrilled to shovel my car out of all this snow!”

  19. The Mom – That’s a status update, not a wallpost.


  20. The Self Promoter – Ugh, another event invite from Tokyo at that place in Hoboken. Didn’t she just do some kind of steampunk burlesque thing at that bar last week?

    “Tokyo Ali has invited you to become a fan of Tokyo Ali.”

Admit…you have at least two of these in your friends list. Head over to the original post and tell Urlesque which Facebook ‘type’ you are!


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